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WIFE:Dressing
HUSBAND:Dressing
WIFE:Honey where are going to
HUSBAND:Where are you also going to
WIFE;i want to go and plait my hair
HUSBAND;I wan go pay nepa bill
WHERE AS THEY BOTH WANT TO GO OUT AND SEE THEIR LOVERS
BOTH GONE OUT
WIFE;MY boyylover which hotel are we going to todayboy lo
BOYLOVER;Don`t worry. i will suprise you
HUSBAND;Which hotel are we going to my girl lover
GIRL-LOVER;Grimmeddyboy enjoy your night
HUSBAND AND HIS GIRL-LOVER GOT TO THE HOTEL FIRST THEY BOUGHT FISHPIES,MEATPIES,ICE CREAM & SOFT DRINKS WHEN COMING OUT IN SHOCK HE SAW HIS WIFE WITH ANOTHER MAN
WIFE;Saying pastor gabriel , pastor i told you that my husband is a humanizer refering yo his boylover as pastor
HUSBAND;Praise almighty GOD sister mary refering to girl lover. see my wife and his boylover i told you before that she normally comes here thank GOD you are my witnes

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